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I Nosh at 4:21 - Kosher Ham Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Kinda Jew...ish at Kosher Ham (the shirt speaks for itself) Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Yid Shirt at Kosher Ham Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Kosher Ham (Pink) Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Kosher Ham (Blue) Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Kosher Ham (old-skool logo) Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!

Deliciousness in a box. Who doesn't like a good post-session nosh? All Kosher Ham^TMshirts are printed only on American Apparel blanks.	Maybe...maybe not? We love ya either way. All Kosher Ham^TMshirts are printed only on American Apparel blanks.	Be proud and say it in style. All Kosher Ham^TMshirts are printed only on American Apparel blanks.	Support the cause. All Kosher Ham^TMshirts are printed only on American Apparel blanks.	Support the cause. All Kosher Ham^TMshirts are printed only on American Apparel blanks.	Support the cause. All Kosher Ham^TMshirts are printed only on American Apparel blanks.


One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Jew Fish shirt at Kosher Ham Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Oy Chicago Shirt Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Hanukkah Shirt Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Challah Back Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Friends Dont Let Friends Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	MOT - Kosher Ham Official Member of the Tribe Shirt Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!

A simple praise to the gefilte fish in all of us. All Kosher Ham^TMshirts are printed only on American Apparel blanks.	OyChicago.com and KosherHam.com have joined forces on this one. This tee is printed on American Apparel and is certainly Jewlicious.	You have 8 crazy days and 8 crazy nights to get lit at Hanukkah time! Spin the dreidel, eat some latkes, and get lit w/ this soft cotton American Apparel tee exclusively from Kosher Ham.	You love this shirt because you ain't no Challah Back girl...or guy. Holla! ....or ummmm Challah!	It's a misnomer and a truly cruel joke, but friends should never let friends drink and dreidel. Jews and gambling go together like Prostitution and Taco Bell...they're both so good individually yet so bad for you when you put them together. Please support the cause and exclusively buy this soft American Apparel Kosher Ham tee for your friends and loved ones.	I'm Down with M.O.T. yeah you know me? Hey, if Naughty By Nature can make OPP sound cool - we'll do our damnedest to make MOT sound cool too.


Funny Mile High Shirt Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Funny Jewish Bar Mitzvah Shirt Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Syn in Synagogue Shirt at KosherHam Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Schwartz Power at Kosher Ham Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Funny Jewish Shirt Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Matzo Baller Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!

Chai. We love to fly Chai. Who doesn't want to be a member of the exclusive Mile High or in this case Mile Chai Club? Grab your seats because this Kosher Ham tee is ready for take-off!	CHAMPAGNE SNOWBALL and Welcome to Ari's Bar Mitzvah. It's a celebration bitches!! Remember the old Bar Mitzvah tees you'd get for giving your friend an $18 check and dancing to the Electric Slide? Relive that moment with these soft American Apparel threads. Never been to a Bar Mitzvah? Well now's your chance to have your first funny Jewish Bar Mitzvah shirt from Kosher Ham!	Hey, yids...have you been bad? Here's one to send to your cousin for his bar mitzvah gift. Who needs a check for Chai (aka $18 - our gentle gentile friends) when you can send the "I Put the Syn in Synagogue" shirt? Who needs a snuggie when you can get your friend this shirt to keep warm?	Damn, it feels good to have the power of the Schwartz. There are two kinds of Schwartz. The special kind that wear this tee...and then there are those that don't have the right power and also despise yogurt (even with strawberries). Buy this tee for every Schwartz you know!	"Once you go Jew, nothing else will do." An old bubbe in Brooklyn told us this one. We're simple and like rhymes at Kosher Ham. Did we mention this is printed on an American Apparel tee?	"Wanna be a -- baller, shot caller. Twenty inch blades -- on the Impala. A caller gettin laid tonight." Okay, who are we kidding? This one is for all the matzo ball'ers out there!


Gin and Jews Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Family Guy Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Oy It's So Humid Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Jewish American Prince or Princess Shirt Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Junior High Dance Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Kosher But Love To Pork Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice. Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]. And by juice we mean Manischewitz.	Looks like Quagmire is going to hillel, temple, or synagogue. Go, Quagmire, Go! Giggity Giggity Jew! Alllllllllllright!	Oy, it really is so humid down there. This rendering also looks like a certain something and boy oh boy, it's humid down there too! ...Get your mind out of the gutter! We were talking about the Gulf and great state of citrus!	Who knew being a J.A.P. could be this much fun? From Long Island to the O.C. and all JAPS in between, we finally have a shirt that supports daddy's little prince and princess! Did we mention this funny shirt is printed on American Apparel?	As the DJ softly whispers into the mic, "Champagne Snowball" every awkward 13 yr old takes advantage of their opportunity to peck that special someone from math class. Remember when you missed the champagne snowballs because you and your pals where downing "Shirley Temples or Kiddie Cocktails"? Support the Champagne Snowball movement; let's bring it back!	A true Kosher Ham original! "I'm Kosher...But I LOVE To Pork!" You don't have to be a Yid to sport these threads. Kosher Ham is a lifestyle, a lovemark, a sign of independence and an opportunity for everyone to identify with our shtick. ...Wearing anything else just isn't Kosher!!!


The Bear Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Hebrew Chai Tee Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Anti-Dentite Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	High Roller Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	High Achiever Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Hanukkah Harry Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!

Eli Roth's character, "The Bear," in "Inglorious Basterds" represented two things: every Hebrew School kid's hero and not to fuck with the Yids.	Jews and Marijuana are as synonymous as Bert and Ernie. They're meant to be and nobody questions it. Okay, perhaps your grandma, but who cares what she says? She's drunk of Mogen David anyways.	You think that dentists are so different from me and you?! He's from Jersey. AND YOU ARE AN ANTI-DENTITE!	You're a baller, aren'tcha? Show the world how cool you really are w/ this Rabbi-approved shirt exclusively available at Kosher Ham and printed on American Apparel tees!	You shoot for the stars and beyond, don'tcha? Mom wants you to be a doctor. Dad wants you to be a lawyer. Well, looks like your 6th yr of state is right up their alley! Wear this Kosher Ham original with pride, you high achiever, you!	Oy To The World....Get the Hanukkah bush and menorah ready, because Harry is looking to play some dreidel, eat some latkes, and hit on your buxom grandma!


Rudolph Rosenberg Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Wu Tang Tribute Tee for Jews and Friends Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Attack of The Pig - NEON YELLOW Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Attack of The Pig - NEON PINK Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Madoff Sucks Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Jewish Girls Are Hot Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer...had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows. Damn right it would, RUDOLPH IS A JEW!!!! Another Kosher Ham original ideal for anyone with a pulse and appreciation for a sinus-infected Bambi.	Challah...Challah...ODB and Method Man would be proud because this Jew Tang Clan is filled with suburban attorneys, doctors, entrepreneurs, and Kosher Ham kin. Wu Tang's got Red Man and Ghost Face Killa, we've got Rosenman and Goldstein, ya heard?	A true Kosher Ham original! The pig is back and bigger than ever. This neon yellow pig is larger than life. Wearing anything else just isn't Kosher!!!	A true Kosher Ham original! The pig is back and bigger than ever. This neon yellow pig is larger than life. Wearing anything else just isn't Kosher!!!	Bernie Madoff - total crooked douche. This shirt does not promote ponzi schemes or criminals. It pokes fun at really stupid people that think they are invincible. Think again, Bern. We don't want this guy; you can have him!	From Natalie Portman to Yasmine Bleeth to Scarlett Johansson to Alicia Silverstone to Brooke Burke to Isla Fisher to Mila Kunis to Rachel Bilson to Sarah Michelle Gellar to Phoebe Cates to Rachel Weisz to Amanda Bynes to Cindy Margolis to ...Adam Lambert from American Idol. Again, Jewish chicks are hot! Support your love for Hebrew hotties and buy this Kosher Ham shirt!


Bacon Is Kosher, Right? Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Ultimate Jewish Role Model Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Shomer Fuckin Shabbos Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Funny Jewish Boating Shirt Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Oy in Goy Tee Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	G.I. Jew Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!

Goddamn bacon is delicious! This savory piece of pork is as delectable and divine as the sweet motherly Earth it hails from. Everyone gets a pass, right? In this case, we consider bacon...kosher! Woo-hoo!	The Ultimate Role Model shirt paying tribute to the greatest Jewish Porn Star...ever. Experience what it's like to be "The Hedgehog" and wear this Kosher Ham original tee with a BIG smile on your face. *Ass pats guaranteed with this shirt!	This shirt is the best Lebowski tribute tee around. Walter told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that he doesn't roll on Shabbos! Shabbos is the Jewish day of rest. That means that he doesn't work, he doesn't get in a car, he doesn't fucking ride in a car, he doesn't pick up the phone, he doesn't turn on the oven, and he sure as shit doesn't roll on shomer fuckin Shabbos!	Jews aren't known to be the most athletic, but we sure as shit hang-out in herds and packs. This shirt takes ya back to your high school days, well definitely ours, of being part of the "Jew Crew". Ya probably won't see this one at J. Crew.	You might not be a Heeb, but you definitely put the "oy" in goy! A follow-up to our "Kinda Jew...ish" classic, "I Put The Oy In Goy" is dedicated to our kvetching gentile friends that are WAY more stereotypical Jewish than Mel Brooks ...or Dolph Lundgren. We love you like a fat kid loves cake. Keep up the good work and stay true!	G.I. Jew - A Jewish American Hero! A shirt perfect for every 8-38 year old dude alive. It looks pretty sexy on chicks, too!


Moo Kosher Meat Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Single Jewish Wedding Shirt Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Don't Shvitz The Small Stuff Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Bagels Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Attack of The Pig - NEON Orange Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Attack of The Pig - NEON Blue Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!

Cheeseburgers are kosher with this shirt - moooooo errrr ummmm, "jewwwwwwwww".	Screw the online dating sites. Let it be known that you're CHUPPAH MATERIAL! Wear this to the next matzoh ball mixer or Billy Joel show, and you'll for sure get laid! Everyone on the Jewish dating sites should save their monthly fees and wear this tee instead!	You've heard the phrase "Don't Sweat The Small Stuff." Well, we put our own spin on this ol term. Don't Shvitz The Small Stuff w/ your new tee or hoodie from KosherHam.com! Stop worrying and send this shirt to everyone you know that needs to just CHILL! T-shirt printed on American Apparel!	Bagels Bagels Bagels....do you love Bagels?! Proclaim your love for bagels with this knock-off from "I Love NY" shirt!	A true Kosher Ham original! The pig is back and bigger than ever. This neon orange pig is larger than life. Wearing anything else just isn't Kosher!!! Printed on American Apparel.	A true Kosher Ham original! The pig is back and bigger than ever. This neon blue pig is larger than life. Wearing anything else just isn't Kosher!!! Printed on American Apparel!


Attack of The Pig - NEON Green Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	five dollar foot schlong Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Jew Talking To Me Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Winnie The Jooh Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Half Jew Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Jews For Cheeses Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!

A true Kosher Ham original! The pig is back and bigger than ever. This neon green pig is larger than life. Wearing anything else just isn't Kosher!!! Printed on American Apparel.	Five Dollar. Five Dollar. Five Dollar Foot Schlong. Yup, you heard it right. We're Kosher Ham and hot damn our fans come well endowed (or prefer their Kosher Ham men well endowed...err, ummm, packing extra MEAT).	Are Jew Talking To Me? Can't you picture De Niro saying this like he did in Taxi Driver?	This bear loves apples & honey and makes every Jew and gentle Gentile smile with glee....hee hee hee	Finally, the shirt that's ideal for all of the half Jews in the room! Hoo-ray for the halves...and have nots?	Jews For Cheeses! Swiss, Cheddar, Feta...this shirt is great for the lactose intolerant as well!


l'chaim shirt Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Your Israeli Hot Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	every girl needs a nice jewish boy Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Jewish Ninja Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Shalom Skiing Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Kippah Keepin On Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!

Celebrate what's important...."Life is Good" with this Kosher Ham shirt! Enjoy the good life with this snarky shirt in hebrew letters.	Are you Jewish? Because you're ISRAELI HOT!	This shirt is the greatest gift to give to your son, your brother, your cousin, your buddy....shoot, this shirt is for every mensch out there! Every mom thinks their son is a nice Jewish boy! Well, here's the chance to brand your lil man as a nice Jewish boy with this slick KosherHam tee!	Every Jew wants to really be a ninja. True story. Well, here's your chance to put on clothing adorned by ninjas worldwide with this Jew Jitsu tee exclusively at KosherHam.com!	Bring your talents to the slopes, moguls, bunny hills, and lodges with this Shalom Skiing tee exclusively at KosherHam.com!	Just Kippah Keepin On with this yarmulke throwback tee exclusively at KosherHam.com! This shirt will look even doper with that matching yarmulke on your head.


Celebration Time Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Jewish Chick Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Jesus Shirt Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Jewish Christmas Shirt Chinese Food Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	funny jewish kosherham oy vey Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!	Burning Bush shirt Our Price: $19.99 Sale Price: $15.99 You save $4.00!

It's time to celebrate with your favorite festive shirt from KosherHam! Grab this shirt and a chair because we're dancing the horah, wahoo!	Tweet tweet tweet. This shirt has nothing to do with Twitter, but this tee is perfect for every Jewish chick you know. It makes a funny ironic tee for your nice Goyem pals too! KosherHam's favorite kind of bird is obviously a cute Jewish chick!	OMG - you found Jesus! You did it. It took billions of people thousands of years, but you found Jesus in this KosherHam.com word search puzzle shirt in less than 5 seconds. That's church, son.	It's what all Jews do on December 25th, Christmas Day. We go out for Chinese food and see a movie! Celebrate Christmas or December 25th with this hot little number.	Oy Vey. Get this 80's themed TRON classic throwback with one of the greatest Yiddish sayings even your favorite gentile pals use on a daily basis, "OY VEY!"	Of course KosherHam's clothing is educational and taking a stance on religious, political, historical.....wait, what were we saying?

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